You’re a Lebowski, I’m a Lebowski, that’s terrific. Join us for our first ever Jungle Jim’s Big Lebowski Blast at our Eastgate location.
That’s right dude! We got to thinkin’ that the Jungle is the perfect place to celebrate the wacky world of Lebowski, especially since there’s not a Ralphs around here. We’ve got a whole lot of what-have-you planned for you achievers including our themed photo booth so you can show your friends that standards haven’t fallen in adult entertainment. We’ve been working in shifts to plan this event, you’re not dealing with morons here.
VIP – $35 (seating is limited)
4pm doors open – 5pm movie starts What’s in it for you? Of course there’s that to discuss. You’ll be treated to the movie you love so much on the big screen (quoting encouraged) in our completely unspoiled Jungle Experience Center (JXC). Included will be a strict regimen of themed cocktails from the achievers at The Kahlúa Company and Absolut Spirits Co., plus themed finger (You want a toe? We’ll get you a toe!) foods from Jungle Jim’s Head Chef, a real reactionary. Also, grab a swag-ringer courtesy of our sponsors so you can die with a smile on your face without feelin’ like the good Lord gypped you.
Donny’s In N Out Slider
caramelized, onions, lettuce, tomato, sauce
Walter’s Show Dog (Corn Dogs)
braised pork belly, cornbread batter, smoked mustard sauce
Bunny’s Toe (Pigs n Blanket)
all beef hot dog,white cheddar, ancho ketchup
Nihilist Short Stack
buttermilk pancakes, lingonberry syrup
“The Dudes” Pub Fries
saratoga chips, cheddar, bacon, ranch
White Russian Popcorn
vodka, coffee butter, malted milk powder
The Swag Bag
Drawstring Kahlua Bag
Kahlua Lid Cup
Absolut Shot Glass
Kahlua Beanie Hat
Absolut Ohio Tin Cup
And some more goodies!
7pm – 11pm There will be free entrance into our Garden After-Party at Jungle Jim’s Paradise Pavilion where you can sympathize with friends like these, order Caucasians, oat sodas, and other drinks because the full bar’s over there. See what happens when you rise against your compeers to win raffle prizes in the Lebowski look-alike contest. Plus, we don’t mind if you do a cigar or cigarette.
Calling all Achievers! If you’ve never seen the movie or if you watch it compulsively and without joy, tattoo it on your forehead: Jungle Jim’s Big Lebowski Blast will be OVER THE LINE!